What is third base when dating
Talking about fifth base when there's really only four bases reminds me of the expression Up To Eleven.
If you want to downvote me for using Urban Dictionary, that's fine. First base When you get to first base, you have been lucky enough to have been kissed.
Often, the most pleasurable sexual activity occurs when both or all partners are focused on the experience — rather than an end goal.
Another crucial piece to rounding any of the bases is making sure that you and your partner(s) have mutually consented.
But this is a joke, and probably not intended to be analyzed too closely. Although this wasn't what "House" referred to, Urban Dictionary lists fifth base as anal sex.
And just in case you don’t have one, here, here’s a link to a free flashlight app for your i Phone. Now, I know you’re asking, “Jo E, if a home run is sex, is there no such thing as a grand slam in Denny’s AND in baseball? I’m uhh…I’m not really sure how this one measures up or fits into everything. If a home run is you scoring, and a grand slam is other people scoring…hmmm. In today’s society, thanks to things like Viagra, there really is no “end of the game” anymore.
Get that, and just bust it out before you do anything and have a look. Even dudes who go against Darwinism are being allowed to still run the bases.
But since you Googled “what are the bases in dating” you must either be a non-US citizen or eight years old, in which case you should be quick as your older brother might get into the room and you’ll have to endure years of getting made fun of brutally for this search. But in case you’re not from the North American continent or Japan and have the luck of not knowing anything about baseball, this terminology can be too confusing and you end up knowing only that something sexual happened between two people. Baseball is a deeply complicated game with a lot of “ifs” and “but ifs” so it cannot be explained in great detail here, nor is that why you are here for.
But you need to know some rules of this sport so you can understand the metaphor.